[I took the sign of the cross before I posted this. It's not a good idea to give me ten minutes to myself. Bad things happen.]
A Lost Guy’s Guide to finding the Perfect Indian Girl:
Southies (Tamilians, Telegus, etc): these girls are forever homely (in the Indian sense). Generally sweet and kind, they’ll hardly ever pick a fight with you. However, if you’re not into drinking rasam on a routine basis, you might want to reconsider. On the other hand, they are quite the tigers in bed despite their ‘lambish’ personas.
Marathis: pretty and coy. They’re quite well balanced actually so if you don’t have it together, move on.
Gujaratis: oh man, how do I say this. Ummmm…..just stick with the Shahs if you’re going in this direction (my Patel girlfriends are gonna kill me for saying this but I take my chances).
Biharis: these girls are just gems of people I tell you. Hardworking and they put up with a lot of drunk Bihari men. Very sacrificing.
Orissans: very cute and demure. But they have no problem telling you how it is. They also have no problem giving you the ‘whaaaaa?’ kinda look.
Rajasthanis: oh dear. These women are a bit feisty and generally conservative, but they are incredibly loyal to their loved ones. They also come from a beautiful culture. You might want to watch out for royalty though; you don’t want to end up on death row.
Kashmiris: ohhhh dear (do you see how the further north you get, the worse it becomes). These women are VERY loving, however they can be kinda pushy. They do make YUM food though and if you’re into delicious paneer and heartwarming kava tea, you’ll be very satisfied. As long as you call your kashmiri woman four times a day to tell her how you are, you’ll be on her good side.
And finally…
The Punjabis: (I’m being totally objective here): I’m not saying these girls are the best but they’re pretty darn close.
They do have a tendency to smack their husbands silly during a laugh attack, but you’ll survive. You’ll also have to get used to ‘chup chup’ sounds during serious conversations which translate to ‘tis so, tis kismat’ in English. You’ll also be fed silly and be awoken to wonderful kaali elaichi tea after your nap which you took after your six-alu-parantha binge for lunch. They do like it hard sorry tmi.
Hope you found your way.
A Lost Guy’s Guide to finding the Perfect Indian Girl:
Southies (Tamilians, Telegus, etc): these girls are forever homely (in the Indian sense). Generally sweet and kind, they’ll hardly ever pick a fight with you. However, if you’re not into drinking rasam on a routine basis, you might want to reconsider. On the other hand, they are quite the tigers in bed despite their ‘lambish’ personas.
Marathis: pretty and coy. They’re quite well balanced actually so if you don’t have it together, move on.
Gujaratis: oh man, how do I say this. Ummmm…..just stick with the Shahs if you’re going in this direction (my Patel girlfriends are gonna kill me for saying this but I take my chances).
Biharis: these girls are just gems of people I tell you. Hardworking and they put up with a lot of drunk Bihari men. Very sacrificing.
Orissans: very cute and demure. But they have no problem telling you how it is. They also have no problem giving you the ‘whaaaaa?’ kinda look.
Rajasthanis: oh dear. These women are a bit feisty and generally conservative, but they are incredibly loyal to their loved ones. They also come from a beautiful culture. You might want to watch out for royalty though; you don’t want to end up on death row.
Kashmiris: ohhhh dear (do you see how the further north you get, the worse it becomes). These women are VERY loving, however they can be kinda pushy. They do make YUM food though and if you’re into delicious paneer and heartwarming kava tea, you’ll be very satisfied. As long as you call your kashmiri woman four times a day to tell her how you are, you’ll be on her good side.
And finally…
The Punjabis: (I’m being totally objective here): I’m not saying these girls are the best but they’re pretty darn close.
They do have a tendency to smack their husbands silly during a laugh attack, but you’ll survive. You’ll also have to get used to ‘chup chup’ sounds during serious conversations which translate to ‘tis so, tis kismat’ in English. You’ll also be fed silly and be awoken to wonderful kaali elaichi tea after your nap which you took after your six-alu-parantha binge for lunch. They do like it hard sorry tmi.
Hope you found your way.
