I was having a most lovely, serene nap this early evening. It was so quiet, the sun was setting and I was enjoying a most sensual, snuggling under my fuzzy blankie type of nap. May I say oh-a-bit-shyly that I was having some nice dreams...by nice dreams, I mean naughty dreams :P  I didn't choose to have naughty dreams. They just came to me (shrugging innocently).

If it wasn't for the fact that I had to eat dinner, I wouldn't have gotten up. Anyways, I walked down the stairs groggily but still in a state of sereneness and started making my berry smoothie when my roomie walked into the kitchen and said 'hey Anjali' (oh so sweetly) 'I have a gift for you.'

'Ohhhh. how nice is that' I thought. Was I going to get a flower? some candy? What exactly was she going to surprise me with?

And then I found out what it was.

She turned around and said 'here you go' and farted.

It was a loud, direct fart.

Blah.

All I have to say is I can't wait to go back to sleep tonight.

sigh...