so did you know that CNBC has a show (well more like paid programming) called Perfect Booty? This guy has a special Brazilian butt lift workout which gives you a perfect, lifted, round-shaped ass. He has four different workouts for your particular butt type. Have you identified your butt type today?

You don't have to be a model to have a great butt. You can be a real customer.

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I often wonder if I should rate my entries before posting them. I can never tell if I've written a PG-13 or R rated entry.

So recently I learned something very important about the male race. I can't believe I haven't been privy to this information up until now but I think it's good to know. I think girls should definitely keep this in mind.

What I learned is that men can be divided into two types: the boob guys and the butt guys.

The boob guys are attracted to nice, plump, decent-sized boobs. They don't focus too much on your butt so if you have nice boobs, you can get away with a too small, too big, saggy, or not well-shaped butt. If you have nice round boobs, you've got your man.

The butt guys like nice butts (see Perfect Booty commercial). So if you don't have big girls up there, no need to worry because your butt will more than compensate. So there.

Men are so simple. Once in a while I meet a man who says 'oh I'm a bit complicated. It's hard to understand me.' And I just can't help but giggle a bit inside because I'm thinking 'are you kidding. You're a man for god's sakes. Look at your anatomy. Your insides are as simple your outsides. Gimme a break.'

Of course there are men who are butt and boob guys. I have yet to attain more knowledge on this particular male type.